eBook - Essays From Silicon Valley Omnibus Volume 1
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- Published on Monday, 20 February 2012 20:00
My newest essay omnibus ebook, "Essays From Silicon Valley Omnibus Volume 1," is now available
Read four essays from Silicon Valley for one low price in this first omnibus edition.
"The Cabbage Patch Doll Fight: A Christmas Shopping Tale" — Have you ever wondered how far a grandmother would go to get the hottest Christmas toy for her baby granddaughter? I never did until I witnessed how desperate my mother was to get a Cabbage Patch doll for my baby niece in the early 1980s. A violent incident that would change my life forever.
"Death At A Hell's Angels' Funeral: Driving Past The Memories" — The death of Jeffrey “Jethro” Pettigrew, the 54-year-old president of the San Jose chapter of the California Hell’s Angels motorcycle club, gunned down at a Nevada casino on Friday, September 23, 2011, meant nothing to me. I was stuck in a traffic jam outside the cemetery where 3,000 Hell's Angels attended a funeral and a shooting in Silicon Valley.
"Experiencing The Death of Elvis: Another Childhood Tragedy" — I read about the death of Steve Jobs five minutes before everyone else did at work on Wednesday, October 5, 2011. An immense feeling of sadness overcame me, but not that of mourning for a technology visionary. I felt like I was experiencing the death of Elvis Presley all over again, shuddering at the thought of another childhood tragedy in the making.
"KGO Radio Jumps The Shark: More News, Less Talk" — KGO Radio (810AM) switched to an all-news format, and, in the process, letting go the best talk-radio talent in the San Francisco Bay Area. Cumulus Media, KGO Radio’s current corporate overlords, decided to jump the shark by throwing away 40 years of broadcasting history in a hasty bid to improve ratings.
Note: These essays were previously published as individual ebook titles.
eBook - The Devil's Advocates
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- Published on Friday, 10 February 2012 09:29
My newest short story ebook, "The Devil's Advocates," is now available.
When John Wormwood, the veteran news reporter for The Silicon Silicon Valley Gazette, witnesses a satanic human sacrifice that opens the bronze doors of the Rodin's The Gates of Hell statue at Stanford University, he runs for his life with biggest news story of his career—except no one believes him. With one final shot at winning a Pulitzer Prize for journalism, he tries to interview the Horseman Death of the Apocalypse.
This 5,340-word short story was first published in Strange Tales of Horror anthology (NorGus Press / February 2011).
eBook - KGO Radio Jumps The Shark
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- Published on Saturday, 04 February 2012 10:00
My newest essay ebook, "KGO Radio Jumps The Shark: More News, Less Talk," is now available
I was listening to The Gene Burns Program on KGO Radio (810AM) in my car after getting off work and heading home for the night when he said that it was the middle of the week, Wednesday, November 16, 2011, and started talking about whether or not gun owners should be required to have a license and safety training. Actually, it was Thursday, December 1, 2011, and gun ownership wasn’t the pressing topic for that day. This was rather odd. If Gene Burns wasn’t available, the station would have someone else step in for him without having rebroadcast an old show. As I ran errands the next night, Gene Burns was discussing the Republican presidential debate that took place the night before. Actually, the last debate was on Tuesday, November 22, 2011, and the next one wasn’t until Saturday, December 10, 2011. Two nights of repeated shows was more than odd. I found out on the Internet that KGO Radio was switching to an all-news format, and, in the process, letting go the best talk-radio talent in the San Francisco Bay Area. Cumulus Media, KGO Radio’s current corporate overlords, decided to jump the shark by throwing away 40 years of broadcasting history in a hasty bid to improve ratings.
This 3,660-word personal essay is about growing up with and living without talk radio.
Flash Story - Circling The Drain
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- Published on Thursday, 02 February 2012 09:32
"Circling The Drain" is slated for publication in Daily Frights 2013 anthology (Pill Hill Press / December 2012).
Finding the assistant leasing manager, Mandy, knocking on his apartment door before midnight, Mr. Limones listens patiently to the peculiar list of what isn't appropriate to be flushing down the drains, and startles her with something not on the list.
This flash story was inspired by a flier I found on my apartment door that too many residents were flushing condoms, diapers and sanitary napkins down the drain.
Flash Story - A Hell of A Tip
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- Published on Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:32
"A Hell of A Tip" is slated for publication in Daily Flash 2013 anthology (Pill Hill Press / December 2012).
As an old woman finds herself handcuffed in a detention center outside the Pearly Gates of Heaven, she discovers that handing out phony money with Biblical verses when tipping at restaurants isn't something to brag about in post-9/11 purgatory.
This flash story was inspired by this news article, Waiter's Phony $10 Tip Includes Religious Lesson.
eBook - The Semper Fi Engagement
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- Published on Saturday, 14 January 2012 09:29
My newest short story ebook, "The Semper Fi Engagement," is now available.
After an retired U.S. Marine evicts a group of teenagers from their favorite after school hang out spot at the apartment complex, they come back later that night to seek revenge and haul his dead body out to the dumpster. All hell breaks loose when his fighting spirit hunts them down as a possessed shopping cart.
This 9,000-word short story is being published for the first time.
Short Story - Sunday In The Park With Dawei
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- Published on Thursday, 05 January 2012 20:22
"Sunday In The Park With Dawei" is slated for publication in the Roboterotica anthology (Erotica Quarterly, Release Date TBA).
"A young petite woman is looking for a young petite woman to make out with in Golden Gate Park on a bright Sunday afternoon. Ask for Dawei at any park bench. Pricks, whores, robots and/or other sexual deviants need not apply."
When straitlaced Sasha responds to the personal ad on Andyslist and finds free-spirited Dawei sunbathing topless, they tangle hot and heavy on a park bench to learn why andriods are considered to be sexually deviant in the future.
WARNING: Contains mature adult situations not appropriate for readers under 18-years-old.
eBook - Experiencing The Death of Elvis
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- Published on Saturday, 31 December 2011 18:28
My newest essay ebook, Experiencing The Death of Elvis: A Childhood Tragedy, is now available
I read about the death of Steve Jobs five minutes before everyone else did at work on Wednesday, October 5, 2011. As a PC technician doing a Windows 7 refresh at a Fortune 500 technology company in Silicon Valley, I was waiting for the data transfer from the old computer to the new computer to complete before I moved on to my next task. Sitting in the chair of the user whom I ejected out of his cube, I turned to the laptop on my cart and, seeing no work-related emails that required my immediate attention, started browsing the Internet. MacRumors reported the death of Steve Jobs via the Associated Press announcement and that more details were forthcoming. Unlike the false report a month before that appeared on the CBS Twitter feed, this one looked like the real deal. An immense feeling of sadness overcame me, but not that of mourning for a technology visionary. I felt like I was experiencing the death of Elvis Presley all over again, shuddering at the thought of another childhood tragedy in the making.
This 3,230-word personal essay is about remembering a mother's reaction to the death of Elvis.
Holiday Specials & Price Changes
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- Published on Friday, 23 December 2011 14:06
My bestselling essay ebook, "The Cabbage Patch Fight: A Christmas Shopping Tale," is FREE at Smashwords (use coupon code VZ44V) until the New Year.
My short story omnibus ebooks, "A Few Short Stories Omnibus Volume 1" and "A Few Short Stories Omnibus Volume 2," are now available for $1.99 USD each. Save $13 by buying both omnibus ebooks instead of 17 individual ebooks for 32 literary and speculative flash and short stories.
eBook - Death At A Hell's Angels' Funeral
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- Published on Saturday, 17 December 2011 18:28
My newest essay ebook, Death At A Hell's Angels' Funeral: Driving Past The Memories, is now available
The death of Jeffrey “Jethro” Pettigrew, the 54-year-old president of the San Jose chapter of the California Hell’s Angels motorcycle club, gunned down at a Nevada casino on Friday, September 23, 2011, meant nothing to me. A curious news item among many that caught my attention on that particular day while browsing a dozen news websites to satisfy my news junkie habit. Since I write speculative short stories, and I started focusing my efforts on becoming a California regional writer (i.e., the West Coast version of Stephen King, although much poorer and less prolific), I filed this news item away in the back of mind and forgot about it. The best ideas always float up like a dead body in a calm lake to demand to be written into a short story. Besides, I haven’t thought much about the Hell’s Angels since the early 1970’s, where they were less feared than the sheriff deputies that patrolled my childhood neighborhood.
This 3,635-word personal essay is about being stuck in a traffic jam outside the cemetery where 3,000 Hell's Angels attended a funeral and a shooting in Silicon Valley on Saturday, October 15, 2011.





