DreamHost Web Hosting DreamHost Web Hosting DreamHost Web Hosting

My “Complicated” Work History At Google

Date

New blog post, "My 'Complicated' Work History At Google," on Kicking The Bit Bucket.

Although the asshat who accused me of threatening to shoot him for six weeks has faded away, other asshats are popping up to replace him on Slashdot. One asshat posted comments not to my comments but to the comments that I replied to, but I periodically rechecked older threads and respond to each of those wayward comments. Another asshat complained about my weight (I’m 350 pounds — think football player), my diet (daily calorie intake is 1,500 calories), and why I haven’t committed suicide yet (I’m too sexy die young). One asshat in particular kept misrepresenting my work history with Google in multiple comments, as if I struck a nerve by working at Google. And perhaps I did. Let’s look at my “complicated” work history at Google.

If you enjoy the post, please leave a comment on the blog. Or send an email here.


Coaching VTA Bus Drivers Again

Date

New blog post, "Coaching VTA Bus Drivers Again," on Kicking The Bit Bucket.

This morning I stood at the bus stop with the usual suspects waiting for the pre-dawn express bus to Palo Alto. It was five minutes late. We watched in amazement as the express bus drove past us across the street, coming from the opposite direction for the afternoon route. Before the bus could finish turning right on to Southwest Expressway to enter the loop-de-loop at Meridian Avenue and the 280, someone had the VTA customer service number on speed dial and started talking to a customer rep. We shook our heads. This isn’t the first time we had to coach the bus drivers on their new routes.

If you enjoy the post, please leave a comment on the blog. Or send an email here.


The Python Time Zone Rabbit Hole

Date

New blog post, "The Python Time Zone Rabbit Hole," on Kicking The Bit Bucket.

Thanks to the recent asshat controversy on Slashdot, and a fellow Slashdotter’s request for the link to the comment that prompted the controversy in the first place, I wrote a Python script to scrap my ~8,000 comments from Slashdot to dump into a spreadsheet for future reference. I’m planning to write essays about my various misadventures in Silicon Valley and my comment history is rich treasure trove of stories I’ve written over the years. While working on the script, I came across a programming rabbit hole for converting the timestamp string into a different timestamp string that kept me up for three nights. If you enjoy the post, please leave a comment on the blog. Or send an email here.


I Worked With A Murderer!

Date

New blog post, "I Worked With A Murderer!", on Kicking The Bit Bucket.

When I was a kid back in the early 1980’s, a teenager killed another teenager and hid the body in the foothills. The disappearance at that time, and the remains found several years later, was big news in the San Francisco Bay Area, one of several high-profile kidnappings and murders that prompted parents to keep their children indoors. Fast forward nearly 40 years later, a friend sent me the link to an old news article about the suspect arrested for that crime. The suspect in the perp walk photo was a former coworker whom I worked with for several years before he got fired, I thought, for being a douche bag. That wasn’t the whole story on his firing.

If you enjoy the post, please leave a comment on the blog. Or send an email here.